What is Foppenheim?
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Foppenheim is a land filled with beauty, Asians, and prescription drug-lords who have been transformed into clowns with ears.
A magical reality created by the GREAT AND POWERFUL DAYNE'S FEET AND ESPECIALLY HIS MAGIC TOES which were stolen by the evil Fop-mermaid many centuries ago and she forced them with the bitings of the Fop-Fish to push the Trifop ship to a new land with which to establish her rulership as a God.
Since then the evil Fop-mermaid has died and her kind daughter is now our queen. On some lucky nights you may even have the opportunity, when you look out onto the sea, to witness the magestic Tripfop ship still jumping away from the Fop-Fish and a beautiful Camel carrying the toupees for all the county perching on the deck.
NATIONAL ANTHEM
ON THE HORIZON I SEE A CAMEL
A CAMEL OF TRUTH A CAMEL OF PRIDE
A CAMEL NAMED FOP. OF FOPPENHEIM.
AND HE HAD LUSTROUS TAIL FEATHERS.
ON HIS BACK A THOUSAND TOUPEES
PRETTY AS A SMILING DAYYYYNE
BUT NOBODY KNEW OF THE PAIIN IN HIS HEART
ON THE BONNIE BONNIE BANKS OF FOPPENHEIM!
"where yah from man?"
"Foppenheim baby!"
"oh... so you're asian then?"
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