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I absolutely cannot see.
*lightswitch is off*
..."Can't see shit captain."
"You see that over there?"
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Procedure follows in 3 steps:
1. Jam open palm hand in vagina.
2. Embed open palm hand in ass.
3. Clap her insides like wind up monke..
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1.) Current manger of Chelsea (at least on the date of posting).
2.) The least popular Portuguese person in human history.
3.) A bit o..