What is For Automotive Use Only?

1.

A notice/warning placed on lubricants such as motor oil and brake fluid in order to prevent your mother/sister/grandmother from using said chemicals to lubricate her nasty, dry snatch while she's whoring herself out for crack.

Motor Oil

WD-40

Brake Fluid

2.

When this warning/advice is marked on an object, it means that it should only be used, by you, behind the wheel of a speeding automobile. The higher the speed, the greater the use.

"Shit, this cell-phone hands-free set has a lable that says "for automotive use only". Better jump in the Dogde".
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