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When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.
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Putting a large amount of snail bait, glass powder or snail chemicals on your lawn/garden resulting in a large amount of snail deaths.
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A dinkle winkle is the most amusing slang for penis.
My boyfriend's dinkle winkle isn't the largest around, but I love him re..