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I may not be certified but I can fix the things that you can't
ACA, ACS, ACE, MCSE, CCNA, RHCE
Telecom engineering certifications..
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A person who fucks people over.
Dave, the cunt, nicked my fuckin guitar leads last month and hasn't given me them back. Fuckin sur..
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When a girl has The G.A.S.H., that's all you can slide under the door to her.
Pizza and pancakes...pizza and pancakes.....