Ford

What is Ford?


1.

The Ford Motor Company is currently the second largest carmaker on Earth. "FoMoCo" (one of its nicknames) includes the Ford, Mercury, Lincoln, Volvo, Jaguar, Land Rover and Aston Martin brands, which cover massive parts of the car market in the US and abroad. It is widely believed that Ford's American brands, namely Ford, Mercury and Lincoln, are suffering due to the added responsibilities of the new additions to the Ford family, as well as controversies harming important models, like the older version of the Ford Explorer SUV and Ford Focus compact. Ford is criticized especially for its handling of the historical and ailing Lincoln brand, which is no longer a top-tier luxury brand while its rival Cadillac is supported more heavily by General Motors, along with the increasingly irrelevant Mercury brand, which sells the most obvious twins of Ford models besides Lincoln.

Ford completed the expulsion of the Lincoln brand from its Premier Automotive Group.

See DP

2.

Fellowship of Ring Damage. Gentry of an Antipodean background who form a friendship with a trader associated with large losses on his trading portfolio. Normally associated with regular late night drinking & arrivals in the office the next morning of a tardy nature.

Oh look, there's the FORD on the golf course.

3.

1. A company that produces motor vehicles

2. A brand of motor vehicle

Ford was the first company to pioneer mass production, and thus lower prices enough for the middle-class to afford them. In this way the company became a symbol of americanism and effectivity, and a common target of antiamericans and anticapitalists.

I am working for Ford.

I am driving a Ford.

4.

The worst American made car ever. Always breaks down.

F ucked

O ver

R ebuilt

D odge

F ound

O n

R oad

D ead

F ucked

O n

R ace

D ay

F ucker

O nly

R uns

D ownhill

(Backwards)

D river

R eturns

O n

F oot

5.

Fucked on a raw deal

Found on the road dead

fix or repair daily

person1: dude im about to get a ford

person2: dont man i got fucked on a raw deal by ford my cars constantly falling apart

See ford, shit, f.o.r.d, pontiac, raw deal, bigz

6.

An American car company, started by the entepreneur Henry Ford in the Detroit, Michiganarea in the early 20th century. The name "FORD" is for many people an acronym in various forms:

Figure On Repairs Daily

Fix Or Repairs Daily

Found On the Road Dead

Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge

Fucked Over Rebuilt Dishwasher

and on a positive angle:

First On Race Day

My second car was a Ford Fairmont. Because it had a V4 engine it took a few seconds to accelerate, but once it "clicked" it took off like a bat out of hell. Maybe it wasn't First On Race Day but maybe Fourth or Fifth On Race Day. It got me going. It never behaved like the negative acronyms suggest. It performed quite nicely.

See american, car, automobile, detroit, michigan, taurus

7.

crappy overpriced truck

my ford had to get pulled out of the mud by a sweet dodge the otherday.

See trucks, ford, crappy, overpriced


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