Ford Aspire

What is Ford Aspire?

Korean economy car sold by Ford in the U.S. in the mid 90's.

Low-powered, yet very economical and sturdy for a Kia.

That Ford Aspire kinda looks like a Honda Civic, except it got hit with an ugly stick.

See ugly, kia, ford, import

Nicholai

1. The human equivalent of an orgasm "Holy shit, that Nicholai is awesome!"..

The Dreaded Kusawatchie

1. When you are driving ahead of someone and you spray them with your windshield water. Fuck that guy dude give him the Dreaded Kusawatchi..

Cointreau Slapper

1. An alcoholic drink. Fill a standard shot glass 3/4 full with Cointreau. Light on fire. Slap your hand down on the still-flaming shot gla..

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