Ford Tortoise

What is Ford Tortoise?

Slang for FORD TAURUS.

When my stupid ex-wife divorced me, I was sable to trade up from our old Ford Tortoise station wagon to a brand new Ford Rustang GT!

See stang

Omfgr

1. Oh My Floppy Gelly Rolls u can use dis without gittin in 2 any trouble omfgr, he is so uber friggin ugly See oh, my, god, fuck, c..

E.d.d.

1. Erection Deficit Disorder a short erection a guy who can't keep it up "we only have quickies, i swear he has E.D.D." ..

Vietnamese Kiss

1. When someone moves their nose to your cheek and sniffs it. Cousin: Do you know what a Vietnamese Kiss is? Me: No Cousin: (Smells sh..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Ford Tortoise Edit Meaning