Ford Tortoise

What is Ford Tortoise?

Slang for FORD TAURUS.

When my stupid ex-wife divorced me, I was sable to trade up from our old Ford Tortoise station wagon to a brand new Ford Rustang GT!

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K-bag'd

1. When you have been kicked in the testies, by a total stranger. "Dude, I got K-Bag'd by this random person while I was at the ..

Zzzzzzzzzzz

1. when your damned anthropology teacher makes you want to kill yourself with ambian in class im so fucking tired of this shit ZzzzZzzzZZz..

Taco Chop

1. A swift chop to the vagina Man you really taco chopped the hell outta that bitch! See vagina, chuck norris, cooch, pink taco, vag 2. ..

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