Ford Tortoise

What is Ford Tortoise?

Slang for FORD TAURUS.

When my stupid ex-wife divorced me, I was sable to trade up from our old Ford Tortoise station wagon to a brand new Ford Rustang GT!

See stang

Ass Blasting

1. A grossly obnoxious overcharging for a product that is worth severely less that what you are paying for it. 5 bucks for this can of Ari..

Lt's

1. The last tokes of a fag after saves CAN I HAVE LT's OFF YOUR SAVES OR TAXED LT'S See lt's, saves, bruv, last, tokes..

I Am A Man Who Is Wearing A Hat

1. Used to indicate that the speaker is a man and currently wearing a hat. "I am a man who is wearing a hat" See man, hat, i, a..

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