Ford Tortoise

What is Ford Tortoise?

Slang for FORD TAURUS.

When my stupid ex-wife divorced me, I was sable to trade up from our old Ford Tortoise station wagon to a brand new Ford Rustang GT!

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Feastiality

1. The prolific consumption of tasty food and drink. Episodes of feastiality may be followed by bouts of the plops. Dean: "Man, I&apo..

Jarring

1. Jarring basicali means annoyin omg sara's bare jarring man she dnt hush 2. JARRING v. Jarring means collecting your bodily w..

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