Ford Tortoise

What is Ford Tortoise?

Slang for FORD TAURUS.

When my stupid ex-wife divorced me, I was sable to trade up from our old Ford Tortoise station wagon to a brand new Ford Rustang GT!

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Dished

1. To be wasted, usually from bud and beer. bro1: Yo, can you drive down to the sev? bro2: Na, dude i'm straight dished. See wasted..

Zap Yo Dumb Ass

1. The act of zapping one's dumb ass, with electricity or another form of unstable, powerful energy. Guy 1: Yo bitch wassup? Guy 2: ..

Ipse Switchit

1. Something given much merit by a seller but not proven to work as well as the buyer's first choice. A "bait-and-switch"..

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