Ford Tortoise

What is Ford Tortoise?

Slang for FORD TAURUS.

When my stupid ex-wife divorced me, I was sable to trade up from our old Ford Tortoise station wagon to a brand new Ford Rustang GT!

See stang

Loship

1. Laughing Oh So Hard I Pooped/Peed "Yo man, Brent thinks he's straight!" "LOSHIP!" See jr, pusty, lolz..

Zambored

1. Being bored while driving, or sitting on, a zamboni. The employee at the ice rink was zambored all night. See zamboni, bored, hockey, ..

Going To O'connor's

1. coming down from a weed high Me: Dude, every time we've been coming down from a high we've been at O'Connor's. Tes..

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