Ford Tortoise

What is Ford Tortoise?

Slang for FORD TAURUS.

When my stupid ex-wife divorced me, I was sable to trade up from our old Ford Tortoise station wagon to a brand new Ford Rustang GT!

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Go-liver

1. One whos is easly temped into doing sexual or drug-related actions: Easy. EX 1. Boy- "Hey girl, you wanna hit this blunt wit me?&q..

Unbefuckinlievafuckinable

1. Something so unfuckinbelieveable that its fucking unbelieveable. Clay Aiken just had a baby!!! Unbefuckinlievafuckinable!!! See fuck,..

Hoppercopper

1. A constipation medicine. Like exlax or milk of magnesium. Side effects could include extreme anger. My poop won't come out. I nee..

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