Ford Tortoise

What is Ford Tortoise?

Slang for FORD TAURUS.

When my stupid ex-wife divorced me, I was sable to trade up from our old Ford Tortoise station wagon to a brand new Ford Rustang GT!

See stang

Can Bunny

1. A person associated with a small group of people that migrate from one outdoor event to another collecting aluminum cans and other recyc..

Ziplock Bag

1. A pussy where the inner labia is hidden by the outer labia. Hey Lisa's pussy is real tight, it looks like a ziplock bag. See bust..

1wicked1

1. Broken down old man with half-existant lungs. Years and years of smoking pot to thank for this, also to thank for having a huge lack of ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Ford Tortoise Edit Meaning