Ford Tortoise

What is Ford Tortoise?

Slang for FORD TAURUS.

When my stupid ex-wife divorced me, I was sable to trade up from our old Ford Tortoise station wagon to a brand new Ford Rustang GT!

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Rimsicle

1. Giving a Rim job (licking of the anus) with an ice cube in your mouth. On a hot summer day I cooled him down with a rimsicle See rim j..

Odis

1. The combination of "oh" and "dis". Usually used after a poor joke only to be made hilarious with the addition of odi..

Trannydar

1. Ability to identify transsexuals. Akin to gaydar. Joey went to a bar and ended up in bed with a tranny. He's not into cock, he j..

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