Ford Tortoise

What is Ford Tortoise?

Slang for FORD TAURUS.

When my stupid ex-wife divorced me, I was sable to trade up from our old Ford Tortoise station wagon to a brand new Ford Rustang GT!

See stang

Tattootory Rape

1. (tatt-oo-tohr-ee reyp) When your friends (or enemies) take you to get a tattoo or give you a tatoo themselves while you are passed out ..

Twazzled

1. To be extremeley drunk; twisted "Damn girl i went to the club and got twazzled off them long island iced teas"..

Ownst

1. means the same as owned, only perhaps worse L: pokes Froggy F: pokes back L:*blockes* B: You got ownst Froggy See Lisa..

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