Ford Tortoise

What is Ford Tortoise?

Slang for FORD TAURUS.

When my stupid ex-wife divorced me, I was sable to trade up from our old Ford Tortoise station wagon to a brand new Ford Rustang GT!

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Hocker Knocker

1. When you lift the top off a toiletand take a shitin it, causing a disgusting job for the person who has to clean it up. First publicly r..

1. Quarter Pound of weed. Johnny the highschool dropout went back to his old school to sell QP's. See roper 2. 1. Quarter Pound of..

Onlyonekenobe

1. A problem with toilets, been known to shit six times a day and piss his pants in a taxi in da bull. Ooops I've done a OnlyOneKenob..

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