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Masturbating. The female version of the phrase "belting the hog," since a woman's clitoris is pink like a piglet and less..
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Persnickety Snatch: Snobby vag
Persnickety: Fussy or having the aloof attitude of a snob; requiring painstaking care.
Snatch: Take som..
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Taking a crap in a person's slippers so that when they put them on in the morning, the landmine goes off.
I just stepped on a Ukra..
