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Noun.
Spam javelin. Pork sword. Meat maypole. Salami shagpipe. Turkey drumstick. Lamb length. Kebab tube. Mutton muff masher.
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Someone with an uncontrollable urge to, and love of, frotting.
Oh my god that guy is such a frotophile. He just frotted me in a museum...
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Recipe invented by moi:
1. Liquidize a piece of paper and a little bit of tinned tomatoes.
2. (optional)Drain through a colander.
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