What is Foreplannedabsenteeism?
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A word used to describe a time when someone has already planned to be absent from a place that they need to be.
"Did you hear about pete the other day, turns out he had a foreplannedabsenteeism from work and he claimed he had a Tummy bug, turns out he was just hungover!"
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