What is Foreplay?
1.
touching/kissing/licking each other in a stimulating manner, in order to become "turned on" before having actual sex.
person 1:so are you two like, having sex?
person 2:no, well we've done foreplay but it hasnt lead to anything yet.
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2.
Fooling around and such :
-kissing
-touching
-BEING CRAZY!
...without taking it too far (i.e. fucking eachother)
We should get together. You know, a lil foreplay... then who knows...
3.
The excuse par excellence if you are caught in the act of adultery.
Husband: YOU! What are you doing with my wife???
Adulterer: Well, seeing as I knew you were going to bone her later, I thought I would save you some trouble by doing the foreplay for you.
Husband: Oh, that's very considerate of you, old chap, you are such a true friend, etc etc
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4.
What is supposed to come before sex or leading up to it. Often conveniently forgotten by the male.
lisa "honey why don't you ever give me any foreplay?"
fred "what's that? oh you mean that ridiculous time-consuming event before sex? I completely forgot about it."
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5.
activitites such as kissing, touching, oral sex and other means of arousal/sexual stimulation that happen before intercourse. It is meant to increase the level of arousal before the act of penetration
jane: why is intercourse with my boyfriend sometimes painfull?
mary sue: probably because you are not engaging in enough foreplay before hand as most women cannot climax from penetration alone and need other means of arousal before the fact, espicially clitoral stimulation.
jane:I see.
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6.
The bit between closing the deal and her holding up her end of the deal. A necessary evil.
"Hey, I was thinking we could go out for dinner and then maybe back to mine for some steamy sex?"
"Oooh, sounds good... you forgot to mention the foreplay though!"
"No, no I did not."
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7.
When 4 people have sexual relations.
Wife: Why don't we have foreplay?
Husband: Because you will not let me bring two other women to the house.
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