Forfar Baldy

What is Forfar Baldy?


1.

Usually quite an ugly gentleman, who likes to creep about at night taking pictures when it gets dark

That forfar baldys been at it all night

Hes gone and done a forfar baldy again

See baldy, traveller, teckle, trumpet

2.

Someone who takes a laptop and a large capacity hard drive full of adult movies out with him as he travels the country. His special skills include rain dancing and horology which enable him to access his hard drive.

'Ol Forfar Baldy is at it again!!

See rain dance, hard drive, adult


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