What is Forfar Baldy?
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Usually quite an ugly gentleman, who likes to creep about at night taking pictures when it gets dark
That forfar baldys been at it all night
Hes gone and done a forfar baldy again
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Someone who takes a laptop and a large capacity hard drive full of adult movies out with him as he travels the country. His special skills include rain dancing and horology which enable him to access his hard drive.
'Ol Forfar Baldy is at it again!!
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Bumping uglies in the night, much like a one night stand
person 1: Woah, I heard she got STD's from her last bump in the night.
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