Fork Carrier

What is Fork Carrier?

someone who has a bad case of cling-ons and constantly smells of shit.

"I have diarrhoea and the cling-ons are so bad i have to use a fork to pull them off" said the fork carrier.

See cling-ons, shit, crap, dangle berries, stinker

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