What is Fork It Over?
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To hand something off to another person, usually used when an item is being confiscated or something is owed.
You: "What seems to be the problem, officer?"
Cop: "Speeding, you idiot!"
You: "I don't think so, I was going the speed limit."
Cop: "Yeah...um...well...that box of Krispy Kremes! You have drugs in there, don't you?"
You: "Uh...no."
Cop: "Stop being a smartass! Fork it over!"
(Cop ravenously scarfs down all 12 donuts)
Cop: "Nope, no drugs. Sorry to bother you. Have a nice day."
(Cop pulls into
Dunkin' Donuts for a second helping)
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