Fork It Over

What is Fork It Over?


1.

To hand something off to another person, usually used when an item is being confiscated or something is owed.

You: "What seems to be the problem, officer?"

Cop: "Speeding, you idiot!"

You: "I don't think so, I was going the speed limit."

Cop: "Yeah...um...well...that box of Krispy Kremes! You have drugs in there, don't you?"

You: "Uh...no."

Cop: "Stop being a smartass! Fork it over!"

(Cop ravenously scarfs down all 12 donuts)

Cop: "Nope, no drugs. Sorry to bother you. Have a nice day."

(Cop pulls into Dunkin' Donuts for a second helping)

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