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I just impregnated you and now I am being drafted to Iraq. (Most effective if a guy uses it on a girl)
Tony was looking for a good time..
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Vegetarian form of masturbation, more politically so you don't offend vegetarians / vegans.
Fucking Hippie, Go beat your wheat!..
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Someone who does not last all too long when having sex.
"Man, I just met this girl and we went to the washroom where I lightening ..