Forkcomber

What is Forkcomber?

a)Someone, usually disabled, who thhinks that forks are used to comb another persons hair, rarely themselves.

b)Popularized by Disney's childrens video The Little Mermaid.

c)See handcomber, hairtouchers

GIRL A: Remember when we were kids and we watched The Little Mermaid?

GIRL B: Yeah. Remember how she was a forkcomber creep?

GIRL A: Hell yeah!

See gay, forks, hairdresser, hairtouchers

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