Forklift

What is Forklift?


1.

This is when you approach a standing, unsuspecting girl from behind and penetrate her anally, lifting her off the ground.

Craig saw her across the room and immediately charged in for a forklift.

2.

when you shove one hand into a girls vagina and then the other hand in her ass hole and then lifts her up

"i totally gave her a forklift this weekend...she wont be walking for a while."

"yeah i saw her in a wheelchair today."

See hands, vagina, ass, asshole, fork

3.

Start in a squatting position with a girl on your cock. Lift her vertically, then run around the room and slowly lower her onto something, preferably near a bunch of boxes. Pull out, and make beeping noises as you do so.

Dude love injured ta jen in a horrendous forklift accident - he dropped her onto the boxes rather than beside them.

See anal, buttsex, penetration, vaginitis, ghetto, mexicans

4.

1.the man tucks his penis behind his legs and steers himself in reverse into the womans mouth for oral sex from the rear. *reverse truck sounds can be made for heavier set males*

**caution: failure to hit target perfectly could result is serious injury**

2. Step 2 in the process of the foghorn.

See foghorn.

I forklifted that chick and she didn't even see it comming.

I tried to forklift that chick, but she wouldn't budge.

I fell down while attempting a forklift and was in the hospital for 3 weeks.

See foghorn, fork, lift, sex, bj

5.

A threatening move in which a person (most commonly a male) will attack another male by spreading his butt cheeks apart visciously. Side effects may include anal discharge and bleeding.

Stop pretending to throw that ball at me or else i'll forklift you.

See gay, sex, violence, rough, anus

6.

The act of one male inserting the penis into the females anus and lifting her off the ground without the use of hands or arms.

JT sprained his penis in the act of forklifting his half retarded sister.

See forklift, forklifting

7.

To kick someone in the crotch (e.g. the "fork" of the legs) so hard that it lifts him or her off the ground. Not as effective against females.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see DBZ last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, man! Goku forklifted Vegeta into space!

See kick, crotch, junk, pain, lift


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