Forklifting

What is Forklifting?


1.

Forklifting is used to describe the pursuit of a fat chick by a desperate male. If one succeeds in bagging a tundra pig, he has been successful in forklifting. Forklifting is looked down upon so most men will try to hide their forklifting efforts.

Shane forklifted his prom date after a few mike's at the bonfire.

I found out my friend Justin has been out forklifting downtown, and he said he was at home playing halo.

See whaling, fat chicks

2.

The act of going out and picking up overweight members of the opposite sex.

DaveyD? He practically invented forklifting!

See fatties, tundra pig, sad

3.

when you fist a girl so hard you pick her up off the ground

I was forklifting last night and my fist went into her stomach.


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