Former

What is Former?


1.

A shortened form of 'Former boy/girlfriend.' Another way to say 'ex.'

Joe-Dude, who's that guy who keeps callin Lisa?

Tom-Oh, that's her former, he's kind of a stalker.

See ex, boyfriend, girlfriend

2.

A previous lover, one night stand or anything in between. Used when refering to a past relationship in which there is no global terminology.

Mary: Why are you averting your gaze from that Starbucks barista?

Johnny: He's a former of mine. We went out for two weeks before he stopped returning my call, so I poisoned his ferret.

Mary: ...

See lover, douchenozzle, break up, ex, manwhore


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