What is Former Fedex Employee?
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Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home without getting a signature (on the doorstep or the like), then only to discover that the recipent called to complain that the delivery was never made, when in reality they kept the stuff without paying for it.. hence leaving the FedEx employee with some explaining to do.
"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"
Random Words:
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A story that is supposed to be funny or interesting and starts out strong but ends dully, usually without a point having been made.
So ..
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Bye or later
when someone is leavein
hey my dude you peace'in?
See out, goin..
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A man is having doggie-style sex with a woman, spits on her back to make her think he came, then as she turns around, he splooges in her..
