What is Former Fedex Employee?


1.

Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home without getting a signature (on the doorstep or the like), then only to discover that the recipent called to complain that the delivery was never made, when in reality they kept the stuff without paying for it.. hence leaving the FedEx employee with some explaining to do.

"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"


16

Random Words:

1. One who compulsively tracks their currency after it is spent by using 'wheresgeorge'; inherently desperate for a social life ..
1. correct said in a drunken manner It is always cracept to have a mother drunk (*see mother drunk*) present when consuming alcohol...
1. Somehow means you will get beat up...although I'm not sure if that's when it's hot or when it's cold. Thugs approac..