What is Former Fedex Employee?
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Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home without getting a signature (on the doorstep or the like), then only to discover that the recipent called to complain that the delivery was never made, when in reality they kept the stuff without paying for it.. hence leaving the FedEx employee with some explaining to do.
"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"
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One who is afraid of Pussy; Gays, fags, queers, Homosexuals that are in fear of females or pussy. ‘The opposite of Homophobe’
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when clusterfuck doesnt describe the situation well enough.
Moving that couch into your room turning into a cataclysmic clusterfuck.
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basically the worst teacher ever. seriously. she is such a bitch and everyone hates her, including other teachers. she is such an ass, ..
