What is Former Fedex Employee?
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Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home without getting a signature (on the doorstep or the like), then only to discover that the recipent called to complain that the delivery was never made, when in reality they kept the stuff without paying for it.. hence leaving the FedEx employee with some explaining to do.
"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"
Random Words:
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Noun. Usually the final bit of shit that your strain to get out, splashing into the water with a satisfying plop
You gonna be long in ..
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another term for a mans semen,
Earnit shot his unborn babies all over Jared face after recieving oral pleasure from him...
