What is Former Fedex Employee?


1.

Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home without getting a signature (on the doorstep or the like), then only to discover that the recipent called to complain that the delivery was never made, when in reality they kept the stuff without paying for it.. hence leaving the FedEx employee with some explaining to do.

"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"


16

Random Words:

1. When a girl is giving head and her top lip goes under her teeth, and gives her the appearance of an old woman missing her dentures. &qu..
1. Chinese expression translated as "Once you get on the back of a Tiger it's hard to get off again." Qihu Manxia means &qu..
1. the ghetto way to say supposed person #1: i thought you was comin over my house? person #2: see i was, but i was fosed to go somewhere..