What is Former Fedex Employee?
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Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home without getting a signature (on the doorstep or the like), then only to discover that the recipent called to complain that the delivery was never made, when in reality they kept the stuff without paying for it.. hence leaving the FedEx employee with some explaining to do.
"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"
Random Words:
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This is when a girl is giving you domewhilst doing an upper decker in your parents bathroom while they are asleep.
Yo cindy gave me a u..
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when someone is all about someone and doesn't leave that person along. In other words he/she is all about someone.
Wow Bob is ridd..
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A term that a man may use when he is bragging about sleeping with a female who has Cankles, or really fat ankles
Man I was rockin canks..
