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To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face
Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. S..
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Packing a bowl of Marijuana on top of a pile of ash that hasn't been cleared out from the last bowl you have indulged on.
Josh: He..
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The highest compliment you can pay a wife or girlfriend.
You don't have to worry about her she's made of unobtanium, but you,..