Fornicatard

What is Fornicatard?

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A cheating spouse who is experiencing a mid-life crisis and then attempts to screw over his ex-wife by not handing over her half of entitled money, then in the process, he retardedly fucks himself over since he now is paying more than if he would have just given her her part from the beginning.

John is so fornicatarded. He thought he got Colleen on that one, but god was he wrong. Idiot!

See john, cheater, idiot, retard, pricktard, dumbass, fucktard, mid-life crisis, tribal tattoo
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