Fornie

What is Fornie?


1.

the object of a fornicator's fornication.

analogous to the positions of employers in relation to employees.

i.e., fornie is to fornication as employee is to employment

simply put, a former (or current) fuck buddy.

Thing 1: i ran into jessie last nite

Thing 2: who?

Thing 1: jessie, that old fornie i used to bang back in austin

Thing 2: ohhhhhh...how's she lookin now?

Thing 1: like living plastic... she went and got the cali treatment.

Thing 2: bummer...

Thing 1: indeed.

See john, trick, one-night stand, jump-off, fornication, californication, alienation, masturbation

2.

Shortened name for "the Fornicator", an affectionate name given to those lucky such people who have photos taken of them in compromising positions (taken unawares), therefore blessing you with a name that you can never shake.

Oh look at Fornie! She's at it again!

She's about to get her fornie on!

See fornicator, fornicater, fornicate, forny, sex, sexbot


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