Fort Myers Beach

What is Fort Myers Beach?


1.

best place ever. huge beach with hot skimboarders, pier, cool ass stores, and just an awesome place to chill.

"where should we smoke this huge fuckin blunt?"

"FORT MYERS BEACH! ya digggg?"

;)

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2.

A place where Fort Myers locals (usually young people and elderly) come to meander about with friends and family. that is, until THE SNOWBIRDS COME AND CROWD IT UPPPPP. Most people hang around the Lani Kai and drink, hang around the pier and skim, or walk around times square & shop, OR just chill down at the shore. Tight place, till the tourists flock.

"Fort Myers beach is awesome!"

"Yeah, until old people from Ohio and Maine come down with their horrible driving skills and crowd it up."

See beach, tourists, pier


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