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Dark-skinned Italian.
I'm dark because my father's a Sicilian burnt pizza...
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Payment for a jar of dirt
Voodoo woman: I will need payment
Cpt Jack Sparrow: Look - an undead monkey!
*Sparrow shows cage and shoots..
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Stupid, ignorant person who doesn't know a thing about the rest of the world.
Thinks the USA is the best and only civilized count..