What is Fort Wayne?
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The 2nd biggest city in Indiana. Now has a population of around 250,000 with the addition of all the rich people who lived outside of the city. Has a sucky downtown area, but it has many great shopping centers all over the place.
Dude, some genious made the first tv in Fort Wayne.
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A city in northern Indiana that has a population of around 250,000 and is surrounded by other smaller communities. Home to plenty of high class restaurants and shopping centers. Also a very diverse community with people from all races and religions from all over the world.
Dude, Fort Wayne is great, I am so totally making another trip to Jefferson Pointe tomorrow.
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A town in northeast Indiana with a population of nearly 250,000 people. Many different cultures inhabit this city, which is the second largest in Indiana. Known for its location on the 3 rivers, it has continued to grow into a thriving city attracting people from all areas. Most people visit mainly to shop at Jefferson Pointe or business.
Me: Wanna go to Fort Wayne tomorrow?
You: Yeah a new movie just came out and I know it will be playing at Jefferson Pointe.
4.
A city in northeast indiana containing:
1) 250,000 people
2) middle-classed hicks who think they're rich because they golf who go to horrible restaurants with menus on a clever, just because they're over priced
3) Second-rate universities (IPFW: I Paid For What?), unaccredited scam schools and diploma mills
4) Underaged self-proclaimed "thugs" who live downtown and brag about smoking catnip
5) A trashy dive that pretends to be "the largest nightclub in the midwest"
6) Women who for some reasons get fat and worn-out within months after high school
7) Corn
8) Farm animals and the men who love them
Wait, you actually moved to Fort Wayne to come to school? Are you stupid?!
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1. A miniature version of Indianapolis.
2. Indiana's 2nd largest city with about 225,000 people in the city limits.
There isnt much about Fort Wayne to even mention.
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1. A city in Northern Indiana that pretty much resembles the jock strap of Michigan. Residents desperately wish they lived in Michigan, but border patrol keeps them out.
2. Home of the Worst hockey team ever.
Fort Wayne is the Tijuana of the United States.
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The 2nd largest city in the state of Indiana. The demographics mainly consist of:
A. People who go to IPFW because they are too stupid to be accepted to another college. However, they think they are hot shit because, hey, they're in college. Because they could not go to another University, they have extra money, and spend it on buying a car that they no doubt, probably have sex with based on the way they value it.
B. Guys think that they are cool because they where pink shirts and pop their collars because they are tools. They can be seen at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning.
C. People who run red lights, because they have to get to "college" or go to the mall to buy pink shirts and polos.
D. Girls who basically resort to becoming sperm dumpsters because they go to "college" and major in Sociology and probably work at Hooters or some sort of restaurant where they are rewarded promptly for flirting with guys in pink shirts. They also attempt to get into Pierre's underage and think they are hot because they get hit on 30 year old trashy guys.
E. The townies who frequent Pierre's or other such bars and hit on "college" girls.
"You're a guy from Fort Wayne? You probably go to IPFW, wear pink shirts and pop your collar, and run red lights. You are a douche-bag"
"You're a girl from Fort Wayne? You probably go to IPFW, major in Sociology (in which you'll never use this degree), work at Hooters, and try to get into Pierre's to get hit on by 30 year old guys. You are a sperm dumpster."
