What is Fortification?
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Often confused with medieval castles and military forts, fortification is actually a lifestyle choice. Fortifiers ingest large amounts of asszucchini, dingleberries, brown asparagus, and other assorted rear-end vegetables. Based on the controversial diet section of Corny V. Buttstache's sensationalizing book, "Brown Greens," it advocates the practice of slowing.
I always find myself in a state of fortification.
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A person that has 80% of their head up their ass... Often used on the road to refer to people driving on I476 or I76 in the Philadelphi..
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Teenage kissing, petting or intercourse on his/her parents couch.
Brad and Angelina were caught playing couch hockey.
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