What is Fortuna?
1.
The second word in Carmina Burana. Its the piece that is usually played in a horror movie with the devil or something for those who do not know many classical choral and orchetra pieces.
Go listen to it for an example.
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2.
The Roman Goddess of Fortune..
As Well as:ME!! HAHAHAHA!!! SERIOUSLY!!
My Name is Fortuna and I've been gifted by Fortuna to have and what I want, thus making me spoiled.
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3.
Refuseing to accept responsibility for his own stupidity due to lack of evidence.
When maintenance asked about the blow out on the van I fortuna'd my way out of it, they will never figure out that I hit the curb and was not doing 75 mph when it happened.
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4.
The female mystical being entrusted with fate, as expressed in John Kennedy Toole's "A Confederacy of Dunces."
Oh, what foul cruelty fortuna has spun to me today!
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