What is Fortune Cookie?
1.
An Asian girl's pussy.
Her skirt was so short you could almost see her fortune cookie.
2.
THe dessert served with
I believe in the advice of the fortune cookie.
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3.
A wierd looking, but somehow tasty, snack u get at a chinese resturaunt after ur meal, that whatever it says on there, you should add "in bed" at the very end of it
me:"hey mom, whats your fortune cookie say?"
mom:"you will live life a happy man....in bed"
me:"OMG LOL"
(this really happened! But I had to add the "in bed" part to make it go along with the definition)
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An overweight person bending in any direction. Refers to the similarity of the take-out dessert and the pinched skin between folds visible above the jeans or below the shirt.
The fortune cookie in front of me at Regal clearly did not need extra butter.
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5.
My fortune cookie had the local animal shelter's phone number listed on it.....oh SHIT!!!
What future does your fortune cookie bring?
6.
the post-coital act of putting a used condom back into the vagina, ideally without the girl's knowledge......a great practical joke !!
when she awoke in the morning and used the bathrom she found the fortune cookie i left her.
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cookie shaped like moon if moon was made out of cookie dough. fortune shaped like a fortune.
"What's the fortune in your fortune cookie, Alexandra?"
"Fortune?"
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