Fortune Cookie Rule

What is Fortune Cookie Rule?

When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.

You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.

Mindizzle

1. A girl who loves German men. Have you seen that Mindizzle with that new German guy ? See mindi, bandit, sexy, chronic, vodka..

Ice Boner

1. when someone has shrinkage, then gets a boner. Damn its cold i hav shrinkage. (hot girl takes off her shirt) Ice boner..

Vag Vault

1. The female version of cock blocking. "This chick REALLY wanted to get with me, but I had to vag vault her, I had ish to do, no tim..

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