Fortune Cookie Rule

What is Fortune Cookie Rule?

When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.

You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.

Zozzled

1. A 1930's way of expressing how drunk you were. Dude I was absolutely zozzled outta my mind last night! See drunk, sober, spliffic..

Urban Frustrationary

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On The Rock

1. Hard or erect. Generally used in reference to the penis. Dr: It appears this mans penis is only 3.2 inches long. Nurse: On the rock Do..

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