Fortune Cookie Rule

What is Fortune Cookie Rule?

When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.

You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.

Under Carriage

1. another name for a womans ass "damn you saw the under carriage on that chick??" See under, carriage..

Hoatious Pooter

1. a sensitive, cute guy at my work named ryan. hey, pooter, i need some fries..

Yiu

1. A chinese term that is used to express at an unpleasant situation or one is annoyed. Similar to "Damn!" Yiu! What should I do..

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