Fortune Cookie Rule

What is Fortune Cookie Rule?

When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.

You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.

Bahoochie

1. An absolutely wonderful bum. Only appropriately describes a girl's ass, especialy that of kathleen! Damn, that bahoochie has got m..

Jean Burn

1. When tou are getin dry humped to hard while still wearin pants, and the friciton makes it burn. You my girl friend was dry humping me s..

Urr

1. Mutated version of err, a slang term coined by rappers as a mispronounced version of "air" or "every". See also err..

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