Fortune Cookie Rule

What is Fortune Cookie Rule?

When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.

You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.

Off The Pussy Wagon

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Fliptoma

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Negaduck

1. Someone who fucks butts with great frequency. "Hey, that guy seems pretty cool." "Nah man, that's jsut negaduck.&q..

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