Fortune Cookie Rule

What is Fortune Cookie Rule?

When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.

You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.

Omahog

1. Someone from Omaha, Nebraska, usually a term used by people from across the river in Council Bluffs, IA "Damn, after 12:30 all the..

Quarterloaf

1. A deviant sexual act even more disgusting than whatever you think it might be. Holy Christ, did you hear that Tom quarterloafed some gu..

D'boor

1. Paranoia, an irrational belief that you are being chased or stalked by bears. "I was d'boored on the walk home" See par..

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