Fortune Cookie Rule

What is Fortune Cookie Rule?

When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.

You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.

Five-ever

1. An extremely long period of time. Longer than forever by quite a bit. I haven't seen you in five-ever, since we were both in 3rd ..

Broke Joke

1. A joke that quite simply isn't funny, or that was once funny but not anymore. John: What do you call a TV hovering in the dark? B..

Zerg

1. Originates from Blizzard's game Starcraft where zerg were one of 3 playable races, aliens like appeareance, zerg were characterized..

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