Fortune Cookie Rule

What is Fortune Cookie Rule?

When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.

You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.

Unsuck

1. verb: To improve the condition of something, that otherwise sucked, and bring it to a state of kickass. We made his website unsuck. It..

Robin Griesbach

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Johnson Rod

1. Seinfeld slang for a fake mechanical part used to jack up the price on your ignorant azz. Mechanic: "You're gonna need a John..

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