What is Fortune Dogg Egg?
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An extremly stupid/retarded - albeit by choice - group of associates who practise extreme drinking, getting stoned, eating ridiculas concoctions of food, acting silly or all of the above to the background of overly loud, great music at any time of day or night, weekday or weekend.
Fortune dogg Egg member 1 : Brruupp!!! Oi you
clegnut s, d'ya wanna drink a crate then make fizzy wee?
Egg member 2 : Yeh, just let me finish balancing mousetraps on Egg 3's head.