Forum Gnomes Edit Meaning

1. the art of masterbating with two hands. Come on, Kevin. The only sport you're good at is Ratzaball. See masterbating, jacking, wh..

1. An individual who shops on eBay looking for merchandise priced at 5% of retail value, and leaves negative feedback before seeking remedi..

1. Taking matters literally into your own hands. While a male roommate or partier is passed out, take your thumb and push his penis back u..