What is Forward Fart?
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farting when seated and instead of exiting backwards out of your ass, it moves forward in bubble towards the scrotum or vagina and exits in the front of the pelvic region.
"Ah, man...I just let out a forward fart...gross!"
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An email that is "passed" to your inbox, and will most likely stink.
I get at least ten forward farts a day. How do I kindly tell my forward fairies to "Get a life!"?
Dang it, I did it again! I read a forward fart and actually enjoyed it. I feel so cheap!
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