Forwarditis

What is Forwarditis?

The tendency to send impersonal, cheesy or off-color previously-forwarded emails to everyone in your address book.

"Save us all from forwarditis."

Tom: "Joe has forwarditis. I just got another one about some whacko alien conspiracy theory."

Cho: "Dude - what an emailsturbator."

See emailsturbation, spam, junk mail

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