Forwarditis

What is Forwarditis?

The tendency to send impersonal, cheesy or off-color previously-forwarded emails to everyone in your address book.

"Save us all from forwarditis."

Tom: "Joe has forwarditis. I just got another one about some whacko alien conspiracy theory."

Cho: "Dude - what an emailsturbator."

See emailsturbation, spam, junk mail

Emo Brat

1. Somebody who's emo and claims that their life sucks. Normally a rich kid who wants attention. A lot of them pretend to be suicida..

Hebreviating

1. To pay a fraction of what is owed. Tom: Wait, we still owe $30.00 on the tab, who didn't pay? Jeff: Oh it was mike, he's heb..

Aarping

1. When an elderly person, such as your grandfather, complains incessantly about nothing. Grandpa ruined another family dinner by aarping ..

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