Fossil Fucking

What is Fossil Fucking?


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Being so bored and horny at a museum you run to the dinosaur exhibit and jump onto the nearest fossil and hump til ejaculation or kicked out.

Security Guard 1: "We got a code white!"

Security Guard 2: "What's that?"

Security Guard 1: "Ass-holes fossil fucking a stegalosaurus!"

See dinosaur, hump, fuck, sex, awesome


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