Fossil Fucking

What is Fossil Fucking?


1.

Being so bored and horny at a museum you run to the dinosaur exhibit and jump onto the nearest fossil and hump til ejaculation or kicked out.

Security Guard 1: "We got a code white!"

Security Guard 2: "What's that?"

Security Guard 1: "Ass-holes fossil fucking a stegalosaurus!"

See dinosaur, hump, fuck, sex, awesome


15

Random Words:

1. an American I'm a 'Merkun and we'll kick your ass See american, usa, america, red neck, slack jaw, merkun..
1. sex from the penguin bunghole that will usually never happen and roots from the latin word -hopeless i have been waiting for some pengu..
1. Unordinary, very unique being with human like features. Very sexy and has a mysterious appeal. Extremely rare individual, one of a kind...