Foster Edit Meaning

1.

In regards to Foster. Getting so wasted that you are running into doors. Hitting the walls. Making flat-on-your-face falls into coffee tables. When this is the case you've pulled a Foster! Congratulations you are now completely inebriated and possibly a borderline alchoholic!

"Wow Foster you look pretty fostered, and I am almost certain you just pulled a foster!"

*falls down and hits coffee table*

"Yep..that was definitely a foster!"

See foster, pulling, a, fostering, fostered

2.

Along with being skilled in the art of inebriation he will also possess powers of sleeping in the same beds as females but without producing the expected sexual conquest.

"Dude, that hoe you were with last night was dope!!!! You take her home and fuck her in the ass?"

"Nah, we just slept in the same bed and talked about Pokemon."

"You Fostered again man"

See sleeping, anal sex, pokemon

3.

to step on, usu. in a fight

That guy just fostered the other guy in the nuts.

See nuts, fight, friends, tech, wads

4.

a word for someone who has more then one STD.

I know i have a foster on my cock after hooking up with that slam pig the other night.

See std, whores, bed, sex, pig, slut

5.

A condition in which a person has trouble either catching, or maintaining possession of an item. Usually refers to a pigskin, football or the "rock" but can be applied to dropping Momma's fine china on Thanksgiving Day or dropping a condom behind the headboard during application prior to coitus.

Stems from the word "Fumble" in football, in which a player loses possession of the football. Almost always occurs during moments of acute stress specifically when the desired end-state of a situation is within the grasp of an individual but then victory slips through the fingers of the fostering individual resulting in disaster.

Other forms:Foster, Fostered, fostering

Fostering is not limited to sports:

1) Dude why did you just foster the Christmas turkey on the floor? Now we gotta eat spam covered with brown sugar instead.

2)All he had to do was juke the Florida Safety and he would have had 6!!! But he lost his emotions and effing tossed the ball into the stands, fostering the game away.

Game over, Florida Tatters our windsock again...

3) Fuck, I just fostered my Myoplex shake all over my denim shorts!!!

See fumble, fumblerooski, fail, oskie

6.

Fake. Not real, organic or biological. A stand in for the real version.

A Foster mother, father, brother, etc.

See fake, adopted, unreal, synthetic, flash, fluff

7.

A short, constantly drunk 20somethingyearold who lives in Austin, TX. When he is not playing in one of his 9080948 local hardcore bands, you will likely run across him terrorizing hipster/fratboy keg parties with his friends, at which time he will be chanting, slurring, or yelling in a distinct southern drawl which only emerges in the ominous presence of alcohol. Be warned, the only intelligible words out of his mouth will be "FUCK", "YO", "DUDE(S)", "RAGE", or "FAGGOT". Foster goes to community college, is an adamant Bush supporter, still lives with his parents, and consumes superhuman quantities of various pills and PBR. he has also been reffered to by the community at large as a "Misunderstood Local Hero" due to his well-meaning but drunken antics.

Foster: "fuuuuckkkk youuuuu faggggotttt!!!!"

or

"yoooo dude lets fuckin raaaaage!!!!"

or

"4 more years!!!! troop surge motherfucker!!!"

or

"GIMMEEEE A BEEEER"

See foster, drunk, party, rager, rage, raging, partying, parties