Fosterisation

What is Fosterisation?

The slow, steady, but inevitable decline of a corporate IT infrastructure due to incompetent and technically illiterate management.

"Why can't I log on to my email this morning?"

"My guess is we've been Fosterised"

"what's Fosterisation?"

"How long have you got?"

See uncaring, incompetent, moribund, lethargic, inert

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