What is Fosters?
1.
What the yanks reckon Aussies drink, also what they think we call beer. We have a totally different word for that though.. We call it... wait for it... "beer".
Fosters sucks, you'll be hard stretched finding a fosters in any real watering hole.
If you want fosters in Australia, go to some yuppie terrorist(tourist) bar in a CBD.
"Did you piss in my stubbie??"
Nah, it's a Fosters.
*silence*
_PUNCH_
2.
What the world thinks is Australian for beer. Nobody in Oz actually drinks the stuff..
3.
A beer that is apparently popular in Australian culture according to
(watching Simpson episode entitled 'Bart Vs. Australia')
Dave: "dude, wat the fuck is Fosters?"
Ed: "some piss-water at the bottom of the fridge stack at the bottleo"
Dave: "Never heard of it"
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4.
An Australian beer that is brewed in Australia but drank in England.
No self respecting Australian would touch the stuff.
We export Fosters, we do NOT intake it. *shudder*
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5.
A word becoming well known as a safe word during sex in BSDM.
daz says "if this is too rough just say fosters"
bel says "FOSTERS FOSTERS FOSTERS"
daz says "didn't quite hear what you said there, oh well"
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6.
AKA skippys piss.Cheep lager that is a triumph of marketing over taste like so many;eg stella(worse than),carling(better than)heineken(same page)
fosters ? what else have you got?
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7.
Australian for piss
He who drinks Australian, thinks Australian
