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when your assfucked so hard that your rectum swells up and turnes purple.
im horny, roll out the purple welcome mat.
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when your ass..
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a goddamn asshole, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Dude 1: 'I'm American maaaaan.'
Dude 2: 'Word, Banana funk brother!..