Foundational Assault

What is Foundational Assault?

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This is what happens when a person's bras or underpants causes pain and/or discomfort.

Good grief, the bone in my bra is stabbing me in my armpit and my panties are riding up my butt crack, this is the worst kind of foundational assault!!!!!!!

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