What is Fountain Hills?
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A small town located in Arizona where 90% of the people are old but the other 10% are spoiled brats. It's okay, though, because they're funny brats with sweet hair. In this magical city, you can get high without the drugs. It has many good features such as rude, unhygenic Subway workers and crazy men who stand outside with turtle whistles. Also, there is a closed down bowling alley, a Be(a)lls, and a wall that continuously gets vandalized with "SMOKE WEEK EVERY DAY."
why the fuck doesn't fountain hills have a movie theatre??
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Random Words:
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the act of being false/fake
a falsity
Liars tell the best untruthitudes..
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The act of being fucked in the ass by two sailors while eating a Frito Pie.
See "frito pirate."
I totally got the old Anchor..
