Four Food Groups

What is Four Food Groups?


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In elementary and secondary school, we are taught the four food groups: meat, dairy, grain, and fruit/vegetable.

Upon reaching college, we learn that they are really pizza, caffeine, Twinkies, and alcohol.

My mother tried that four food groups crap on me when I was a kid.

See fatass, nutrition, obesity, piehole, stuff your face


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