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sperm
ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear."
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*
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When someone is fingering a female, they pick their nose, then stick the fingers in her vagina with boogers on them.
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Phrase used to describe to describe masturbating shortly before having sex in order to prolong intercourse; most effective after a long ..