Fourteighteen

What is Fourteighteen?

A girl who could be eighteen.... but she's probably fourteen. The perfect woman.

Hey look over there at those bomb-ass fourteighteens! I bet they'll do us if we buy them cigarettes.

"How old are you?"

"Fourt.."

"Eighteen?"

"No, fourt.."

"Eighteen?"

"Yeah...um..eighteen..I guess."

"Alright!"

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