What is Fox?
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1. A television network that produces the most degrading, mind-retarding, digressive, low-budget reality programming on the planet. It has gained credibility as a major network by consistently feeding the masses with crap that fills them up. High points for the network include animated shows, especially Family Guy, which they eventually cancelled.
2. A news program that is the most sensationalist of all of the 24 hour news channels. Again, FOX NEWS has experienced high viewership due to its unparalleled ability to catch the eye of the imbecile with ridiculously exaggerated reporting and other tactics aimed at getting viewers first, and giving correct, unbiased, factual news second. Also a perfect example of how the media, in all actuality, is much more conservative than liberal. The common misconception that the media is liberal is based on surveys that asked anchors, reporters, and other people that are on the camera to give their political affiliation. The survey should have been done on the big businessmen that own everything, who are the people that get to decide what gets on the air and who gets to keep their jobs.
3. Any of various carnivorous mammals of the genus Vulpes and related genera, related to the dogs and wolves and characteristically having upright ears, a pointed snout, and a long bushy tail.
Fox news is the current administration's propoganda machine and is a much sadder comment on the state of American affairs than the current trend of low voter turnout.
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(noun) A beautiful and attractive woman
She's a stone fox!
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A fox is a cute little animal, duh!
Hey, look at the fox!
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A television network possessing simultaneously the foresight to let The Simpsons run past its first season; the idiocy to underpromote and then cancel Futurama; the cruelty to abuse and then kill a decent show like Firefly before its first season was over; the perversity to air crap like Who Wants To Marry a Millionaire, Joe Millionaire, et al.; and the cluelessness to wonder why it's a one-hit, third-rate network.
FOX. Give your brain a rest.
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A term used to describe someone thought of as very attractive/sexy. Can be used for males or females. See also
Look at her, she's a total fox!
Kathy had a date with a fox last night.
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A vulpine. That is, a small, mainly carnivorous mammal with a pointed muzzle and a fuzzy tail. In the dog family, but possessing feline characteristics.
"The little gray fox narrowly avoided being hit by a car."
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A TV network stupid enough to cancel Family Guy and so hardened on trying to ruin American culture that it turned the MLB All-Star game into a reality TV show by making it count for something. The only thing that keeps FOX alive is "The Simpsons", which constantly makes fun of its own network. FOX is almost a symbol for all that is evil in America.
FOX News is about the crappiest news ever. About 1/4 of it is actually news and the other crap is "are online flower orders making you wilt?"
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The most stupid, idiotic television network in the universe. Had good shows like "Family Guy" and "The Simpsons", but cancelled or let them degrade to mediocre TV shows. Also ruins the airwaves with commercials instead of the actual shows.
"MAD TV", was a one-hour long show. If you cut all the commercials out, you get about 20 minutes."
