What is Fox Lake?
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lame town in northern illinois where bars and boats are considered a priority and school is not.
where's a bar? oh yeah, it's fox lake, walk two feet, you'll find one. If you can get through the crowd of drunk people.
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Town with the only store that ALLOWS the policy of, "No shoes, No shirt, No problem"
While working at a local food place, we have MORE than once had to call the police on someone so drunk the we had to actually say, "Sir, please keep that zipped up." And you think I'm kidding...
Random Words:
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Receiving a clumsy blow job from an ugly, toothless horror hag.
Oh shit dude, I got some gnarly head from a hard-faced beast last night..
