What is Foxpro?
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An obscure programming language of some usefulness, boosted to no end by time travelling database developers from the last millenium.
Sure, you need database security and scalability. But with FoxPro you can create all sorts of cool tools that will really help you cut corners.
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a girl who borrows your beach chairs that you stole and fucks your best friend on them and leaves them behind
That chair whore did it a..