What is Foxpro?
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An obscure programming language of some usefulness, boosted to no end by time travelling database developers from the last millenium.
Sure, you need database security and scalability. But with FoxPro you can create all sorts of cool tools that will really help you cut corners.
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Awakening during the final seconds of REM sleep. Accompanied by phlegm and a sharp cough.
"Man, I feel asleep in math class today...
