What is Fozzie?
1.
an ugly fuckweed who likes to suck off babies and touch up cows
'Did you see that dude who shoved his hand in that cow while sucking off a baby!'
'Yeah dude he's such a fozzie, lets rape him'
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2.
an appropriate name for a woodland creature, especially a ferret.
That ferret named fozzie is the cooolest
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