What is Fpm?
1.
Fucks Per Minute - The average number of times someone says "fuck" in a movie or television series.
"It has also been reported that the series had a total count of "fucks" of 2980, and a cumulative FPM of 1.56."
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2.
In Starcraft, the abbreviated version of "fastest possible map"; a 'money' map in which resources are collected extremely quickly (thus the name). *Played by mostly beginners or people that don't have the time to play a real match.
"Hey, I'll face you one on one on fpm"
3.
Flash Per Minute - the amount of flashbulbs that go off when a celebrity steps onto the "red carpet" is an indication of how popular they are.
Madonna didn't have so many FPM's this time - perhaps her popularity is waning...
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4.
Abbreviation for "Faps Per Minute".
Indicates your fapping speed.
P1: "Dude, what's your fpm?"
P2: "Over nine thousand!"
P1: "Whoa that's a lot. My record is at 88 fpm, and I came buckets that time. Anyways, I better find some better fap material I guess."
P2: "You sure should, you sure should..."
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5.
Abbreviation for '
Hey, look, I finally got an FPM of above 5! :D