Fpm

What is Fpm?


1.

Fucks Per Minute - The average number of times someone says "fuck" in a movie or television series.

"It has also been reported that the series had a total count of "fucks" of 2980, and a cumulative FPM of 1.56."

See average, f-word, cussing, movies

2.

In Starcraft, the abbreviated version of "fastest possible map"; a 'money' map in which resources are collected extremely quickly (thus the name). *Played by mostly beginners or people that don't have the time to play a real match.

"Hey, I'll face you one on one on fpm"

3.

Flash Per Minute - the amount of flashbulbs that go off when a celebrity steps onto the "red carpet" is an indication of how popular they are.

Madonna didn't have so many FPM's this time - perhaps her popularity is waning...

See celebrity, popular, red carpet, fpm

4.

Abbreviation for "Faps Per Minute".

Indicates your fapping speed.

P1: "Dude, what's your fpm?"

P2: "Over nine thousand!"

P1: "Whoa that's a lot. My record is at 88 fpm, and I came buckets that time. Anyways, I better find some better fap material I guess."

P2: "You sure should, you sure should..."

See fap, fappage, fpm, fucking, masturbate, masturbating, jack off, fap fap fap, porn

5.

Abbreviation for 'Frags per Minute'

Hey, look, I finally got an FPM of above 5! :D


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